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Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 23:07:49 -0400 From: System Attendant <MAIL-SA@syndesis.com> To: 'John Fraizer' <nanog@Overkill.EnterZone.Net> Subject: ScanMail Message: To Sender, sensitive content found and action taken.
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Place = measl@mfn.org; Steven J. Sobol; Johnny Eriksson; nanog@merit.edu; postmaster@mfn.org; Sender = John Fraizer Subject = Re: Affects of the balkanization of mail blacklisting Delivery Time = August 15, 2001 (Wednesday) 23:07:49 Policy = Sexual Discrimination Action on this mail = Quarantine message
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God! What on earth in my email was sexually discriminatory? I don't like SPAMMERS. I don't care if they're male, female or hermaphrodite. No discrimination. They should all be shot on site! --- John Fraizer EnterZone, Inc
On Wed, 15 Aug 2001 23:21:43 EDT, John Fraizer <nanog@Overkill.EnterZone.Net> said:
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God! What on earth in my email was sexually discriminatory? I don't like SPAMMERS. I don't care if they're male, female or hermaphrodite. No discrimination. They should all be shot on site!
I got one of those too. I think it's because I said: "it's more secure, but a batch to fix things from home" (s/ ba/ bi/) Obligatory operational reference: Networks are being administered by alledged humanoids of uncertain combinations of species, chromosome count, and DNA configuration of X/Y/Z chromosomes, but who are sufficiently lacking in cranial horsepower to be willing to accept that a simple regexp will actually detect utterances designed to cause mental distress. Their management has decided that they are mentally unable to look at an E-mail, see that the mail originated elsewhere, and take up issues of content with the author, and must be protected from possibly being so upset by said content that they will sue upper management by accident, thereby lowering shareholder return. These same humanoids in need of protection from the basic realities of E-mail on a worldwide network are also responsible for doing complicated tasks like setting default routes on web servers. /Valdis (who is perfectly aware that there isn't usually a Z ;)
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lacking in cranial horsepower to be willing to accept that a simple regexp will actually detect utterances designed to cause mental distress.
Regexp? Try substring matching. Globbing if you're lucky. The kind of people who by this stuff are not the kind of people who will pick nits about how it's done. Therefore, it is always implemented quick-and-dirty style, just good enough to generate sales. More effort is put into the PPT presentation than into the actual code. - --- "The avalanche has already begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote" - Kosh -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 6.5.8 for non-commercial use <http://www.pgp.com> iQA/AwUBO3wK0kksS4VV8BvHEQIhkgCeIrbYy7E7+2qdteR+VyqVZx73fjUAoNWn uVVT3nUTxD326BAHU+j2AWjR =pWFz -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
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