Month of NANOG Bugs Team NANOG Whiners present the Month of Nanog Bugs Every day for the next month, the NANOG Whiners Group will introduce a new exploit and post this exploit to the greatest networking list on this side of planet Google Earth. With a special thanks to Vint Cerf for being the ambassador of planet Google Earth. Our focus is short, effective, simple, and to the point: To eliminate possible unforseen future bugs in the methods NANOG registrants post messages to what is supposed to be a moderated list. This month will be the time to cease posting the kinds of messages that some on the list view as harmful to the NANOG environment. No more posting about viruses, worms and malware. This is not relevant to NANOG as viruses, worms and malware do not traverse any known networks, routers, serial interfaces, ethernet, FDDI, token ring, FE, GE and ATM interfaces. Conversations on malicious traffic should be re-directed to Microsoft.com's servers in hopes they can address issues with their operating system No more talk about contacting the admin of Network X Extrememly irrelevant. Just because the administrators of Network X are on the NANOG mailing list, Team NANOG Whiners prohibits other engineers from acquiring the relevant information on contacting said engineers in hopes to mitigate and resolve network issues that affect hundreds perhaps thousands of users worldwide. No more talk about networking in general Team NANOG Whiners is asking the NANOG community to cease and desist posting informational clues as to how to route, filter, and other operational topics to the list. This ensures that no one on the NANOG list receives any helpful information throughout the course of the business day. No more messages from the following individuals: Steve Bellovin Fred Baker Michael Dillon Randy Bush Sean Donelan Anyone from Cisco.com While we've appreciated their insight and relevant information throughout the years, it is Team NANOG Whiners' view that they have flooded our inboxes for far too long with the kind of information one would need a PhD in either electrical engineering, computer science, a CCIE in Routing and Switching, and or a CISSP CCNP CEH MCSE (combined). This is not productive to us and interferes with our time allocated to Youtube, IRC, Jennycam. Team NANOG Whiners is committed to providing irrelevant uninformational threads on the NANOG mailing list so as to not affect the quality time of other engineers around the world. Time is the most valuable substance on the planet and allocation of this time is crucial in the every day course of business. Team NANOG Whiners is committed to ensuring that the only postings that make it through to the NANOG list are postings that ensure that engineers around the world can dissect the information in realtime, and use time the saved as unproductively as possible. Team NANOG Whiners is committed to providing the individuals that make this world a better place with a pedestal so they can showcase their talents that only they and only they possess. These talents include pretending their from the ghetto which has been mastered by the gracious bisexual transvestite Prex. The "I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_IN_DA_WURLD" mastered by Anton Kapela, and all other sorts of unheard of talents including setting modes +kb #nanog and #cisco on the EFNET. Thank you and Happy April Fools.