1 Apr
2001
1 Apr
'01
12:37 a.m.
I'm sorry, Mr. Heart Attack victim, but the PUC has just ruled that you can't die. We have no idea how to keep you alive, but the taxpayers are going to spare no expense in attempting to prolong your agony for the next 30 days in order to prevent less than 1% of them from suffering the difficulties imposed by your not giving them 30 days notice of your impending heart attack. Huh? Owen
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010330/wr/northpoint_shutdown_dc_2.html
Wheeee!
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