If you send me $2500 and proof that you know what you are doing, and you have at least 5 years experience as an ISP, then I'll send you a nice certificate that says you are a certified ISP.
Business Plan: To be an ISP. Our company will sell Internet accounts for less than $15/month. We will have lots of reliable equipment like 486 PCs and Pentium PCs. We also will have "WEB". Experience: Taco Wrapper, Taco Bell (Jan-Feb 1996) Pizza Dish Washer, Pizza Hutt (July-Dec 1995) Radar Detector Salesman, GEICO Insurance (Jan-Jun 1995) Molested Little Girls, Attica (1984-1995) Out with Good Behavior Certificat Hobbies: Eating Doritos without turning orange Lawyering (9 years of study! Effected own early release) Once sat near a computer network and it looked cool. References: John Buford Lee, Warden, Attica Prison Jim "Killer" Hidalgo, Attica Prison Leona "Stay at my hotel" Helmsley, ...
Its cheaper than taking all those CNE classes!
dave
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 21:14:12 -0500 (EST)
From: mike <mn@tremere.ios.com> Subject: Re: ISP list To: Ehud Gavron <GAVRON@ACES.COM> cc: Bharat Ranjan <bharatr@microsoft.com>, nanog@merit.edu, GAVRON@ACES.COM
Well, how about then a CIE (certified ISP Engineer) ?
anybody volunteer for CIE #1?
At the Indy 500, rookies have an (R) after their name. In networking, rookies have a (CNE) after their name.
Mike
Ehud