haven't you realized yet that you are a pawn of the military industrial complex conspiracy to deny the presence of aliens from outer space here to harvest humans for food by restricting control of root nameservers?
You forgot the reverse vampires, who are in league with the space aliens as part of the massive government conspiracy. They're simply trying to eliminate "dinner." No-one's being harvested; that theory turned out to be a misinterpretation of a dusty cook-book cover.
Excuse me. They prefer to be called "saucer people". I suspect you'll be hearing from the lawyers of the Saucer People Anti-Defamation League momentarily (as soon as they figure out how to turn off recursion on their Linux box so they can rejoin the Andromeda Galaxy root nameserver confederation). Regards, -drc